finally getting your only interview and getting rejected right away

when my phone connects to the car bluetooth on the first try

thinking i failed the exam until the curve makes my 52 the class average

when the bluetooth connects on the first try

getting the rejection email immediately after finally landing my only interview

post-midterms, procrastinating while my workload explodes behind me

me watching a coworker leave the bathroom, skip the sinks, then immediately scoop a handful from the front desk m&m bowl

open-note exam sounds helpful until it's 50 questions in 30 minutes