Him and his best friend after he told me he was 'too busy with finals.'

Me and my friends admiring the reply we spent 30 mins workshopping for his 2am 'hey'.

Me and my bestie after I spent an hour on a text and he replied 'lol'.

Me after he replies 'you good?' to my four-paragraph feelings dissertation.

My bestie and I having a moment of silence for his number before she deletes it for me.

Him trying to impress his new girl by loudly telling his 'crazy' college story at a party.

Me listening to him pitch his 'crypto coaching' business after borrowing $20 for the Uber.

My last three brain cells hearing his perfectly-crafted apology for ghosting me.