Me when the Knicks pull off the comeback of the century

Me asking 'so, are we not a thing anymore?' after he posted another girl.

Me telling my friends he Venmo requested me for the dinner he insisted on paying for.

Me when he explains ghosting me for a week was his way of 'giving me space.'

My ex telling his friends his new girl is 'so much more chill' than me.

My anxiety asking me for one good reason to text him again after I swore I was done.

Me explaining to my overthinking how his like on my 2019 pic is definitely a coded signal.

Me, mid-paragraph for our one-month, when my bestie asks if I knew he lives with his ex.