me opening Gradescope at 2 a.m.

double-checking if course evaluations are truly anonymous before i hit submit

finally getting your only interview and getting rejected right away

i'm trying to figure out what my leftover dining points can buy.

Wait, that was on the syllabus?

This is what happens when you forget your ID once

so that's not rent money

suddenly remembering I left my laundry in the dryer three days ago